Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Should I eat the cupcake?


Anonymous Anonymous said...

You should have the cupcake laminated. You should have the cupcake laminated and hung from a small chain that you wear around your neck. At your news conference, you should lift the cupcake for the cameras and then you should kiss the cupcake. If the cupcake isn't laminated you will get frosting all over your lips.

7:08 AM  
Blogger The Man Who Couldn't Blog said...

Good God, no.

10:00 AM  
Blogger Reader of Cute, Happy Books said...

Please restate your answers imagining I left out the definite article.

4:50 PM  
Blogger Tao Lin said...

you don't comment on my blog anymore

you don't like me anymore

9:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If Cupcake is your mother's cat, you should neither eat or laminate it.

5:57 AM  
Blogger Reader of Cute, Happy Books said...

Tao, I still like you, just not quite as much as I used to.

6:36 AM  
Blogger The Man Who Couldn't Blog said...

Do not eat Cupcake. She has gone a long way to putting her life back together and doesn't need you and your whole deal screwing it up.

12:48 PM  
Blogger Reader of Cute, Happy Books said...

What, however, would you have said, Matthew, if I'd accidentally left the adverb "out" off the end of my question? Surely Cupcake, exhausted from all her hard, lawyerly work, could use a little relief. You would take that away from her, would you?

Laminated cats! Easy to clean! No shedding! We are going to be rich, bobby, rich!

6:58 AM  
Blogger jude said...

I sat down with cupcake and talked to her about her options. She decided after some intense soul-searching that she wishes to live life to the fullest, draw all the juice out of every experience. Her answer to you is: taste me like no one is watching. Chew like no one is listening. Eat like you've never been hurt and burp like it's heaven on Earth.

9:14 AM  
Blogger Jessica Smith said...

i want a laminated calico cat
and a non-laminated edible cupcake

8:42 PM  

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